android1800

123363 pts ยท February 14, 2014


If this profile makes it to the front page, I'll promise to do some crazy shit, and then not do it. Because I lied.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he NOT literally just play a fucking dwarf in Infinity War? He didn't find it offensive then, why is he up in little arms about it now?

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 15

1.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's the best wooden color spray paint I ever seen.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lex Luther is that you?

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Look closely. The left leg is dangling and the stump (right leg) is drawn behind his left leg.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I think that's not suppose to happen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Honest answer. Even if innocent, no politician with a brain would risk defending him & destroying their own political career in the process.

4 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

power. Welcome to Politics.(2/2)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, we know he's bullshiting, & he knows it too. But he also knows half the country will believe him & rally behind him & keep him in(1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, bite the hand that feeds, that'll end well.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 61

That's a tesseract.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sigh... *unzips*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Or get a few more servers that can deliver more plates to tables simultaneously instead of having one waiter to plate a table one at a time.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still waiting for his next single: "My Salsa".

4 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

Trader Joe's sells bananas individually only.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Defund the Police." *NYC Subway crime is at a all time high* "Where are the police?". *facepalm*

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Artist's name/twitter?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bird #1 has seen some shit

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a good wisdom.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Janine is super rare if you find her and is worth a fortune.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assassin's Creed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making a President.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, found it, just gotta search 'VRchat delivery' on youtube.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can I get the sauce with my pizza please?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2