awesomespeler

83994 pts · December 11, 2016


Waiting forever to get off the plane while the flight attendant looks over your carry ons and then makes a mark on your boarding pass

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“The look of asbestos”.. I’m unfamiliar with this Burt Bacharach song

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You got that thread rod sitting there for safety… nice

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The Audacity of Taupe

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Yours is the best art

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Leopards ate my,,, penis

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Time to fire up some quake2

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Narcos theme song intensifies

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France

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v obligingly

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Who’s winning the big match?

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Sukhoi S-.30

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This is exactly how I ended up playing golf

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And THAT kids, is why you always recycle

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and then they deflate for 18 hours

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They found the clitoris? Where?!?! Asking for a friend

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I’ve used foam brushes many times. This has not been my experience.

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Got dammit. Now what am I supposed to do? Go to the store and prepare a lunch using raw unprocessed ingredients?

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Show me how those tits fart

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What about a woodchuck?

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“Details are still sketchy, but we believe the bird’s name that was sucked into the jet engine was Harold Meeker”

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They’re is not a more helpful grammar graphic than this! Thank you

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