28678 pts · April 11, 2023
You have no idea.
Oh we're reaching bizarrely with personal abuse? Well you sound like a cunt. Is that alright? 👍
Any country that doesn't give credit cards to children is communist, anyway...
Not only can I get on that, I will
Have always assumed that Santos was an extended comedy stunt by Alan Carr. If he's going to jail maybe he's let it go a bit too far
James Burke, fucking legend.
Buy em a bottle of Buckie, that'll work
The funniest thing about that meme template is that that's Johnny Mercer, who was in the Boris Johnson government and therefore completely used to hearing and seeing wildly insane made-up bullshit from his own leader.
#11 denying teenage boys access to p*rn during the summer holidays is some dastardly shit
Ironically the Gallaghers would probably consider gin and tonic to be "a fookin poof's drink"
How bout we just round up all the Kyles?
All sex is weird. What, someone sees my winky? And I'm supposed to carry on living knowing that someone has seen it? Unbelievable
I too am short staffed. Nature can be cruel
#6 ....and remember to love your elbows
I love Cirrus Minor. It's so terrifyingly.. slow
#3 that's because we have guilty feet
The clergy are reporting child abuse?? Hadn't noticed that
They very carefully do the vox pops during a weekday morning when the only people available to speak are racist pensioners
"Ya fanny!"
People turn up for Reform events in Maga hats, so yeah
#29 besides which, we don't want an Alien franchise. We want a Ripley and Jones franchise
#59 wtf is "extra"?
The British have always had a fondness for amateurism. We also don't mind outright lying and corruption, as long as the person doing it has a nice posh voice. "Sorry old chap, seem to have fucked your wife and daughter and stolen your house. Still can't be helped now, what?"
I'd like to think that people will actually notice how lazy, corrupt and incompetent Reform are when they actually get power - see what is going on, ir rather not going on, in councils at the moment - but I don't have much hope.
They are trying to replay the nineties and noughties, ie creating a false boom based on deregulation (ie piracy). By the time that has inevitably led to tanking the economy again all of the people who are currently in the government will be safely in the House of Lords and/or caning it on the boards of fossil fuel/gambling/other license-to-print-money companies. Turns out these people really aren't kidding about not believing in anything.
#1 they made spellcheck even worse... Fucking hell
#45 women's tummies of all shapes and sizes are nice.
Sign this and you don't have to quote kill yourself unquote
#7 bismillah!!
#32 only three and a half minutes? Up your mouth game dude
#21 bladdy ell, look at them fackin meat flaps ahhh-haaa-haaa (very arousing)
Oh we're reaching bizarrely with personal abuse? Well you sound like a cunt. Is that alright? 👍
Any country that doesn't give credit cards to children is communist, anyway...
Not only can I get on that, I will
Have always assumed that Santos was an extended comedy stunt by Alan Carr. If he's going to jail maybe he's let it go a bit too far
James Burke, fucking legend.
Buy em a bottle of Buckie, that'll work
The funniest thing about that meme template is that that's Johnny Mercer, who was in the Boris Johnson government and therefore completely used to hearing and seeing wildly insane made-up bullshit from his own leader.
#11 denying teenage boys access to p*rn during the summer holidays is some dastardly shit
Ironically the Gallaghers would probably consider gin and tonic to be "a fookin poof's drink"
How bout we just round up all the Kyles?
All sex is weird. What, someone sees my winky? And I'm supposed to carry on living knowing that someone has seen it? Unbelievable
I too am short staffed. Nature can be cruel
#6 ....and remember to love your elbows
I love Cirrus Minor. It's so terrifyingly..
slow
#3 that's because we have guilty feet
The clergy are reporting child abuse?? Hadn't noticed that
They very carefully do the vox pops during a weekday morning when the only people available to speak are racist pensioners
"Ya fanny!"
People turn up for Reform events in Maga hats, so yeah
#29 besides which, we don't want an Alien franchise. We want a Ripley and Jones franchise
#59 wtf is "extra"?
The British have always had a fondness for amateurism. We also don't mind outright lying and corruption, as long as the person doing it has a nice posh voice. "Sorry old chap, seem to have fucked your wife and daughter and stolen your house. Still can't be helped now, what?"
I'd like to think that people will actually notice how lazy, corrupt and incompetent Reform are when they actually get power - see what is going on, ir rather not going on, in councils at the moment - but I don't have much hope.
They are trying to replay the nineties and noughties, ie creating a false boom based on deregulation (ie piracy). By the time that has inevitably led to tanking the economy again all of the people who are currently in the government will be safely in the House of Lords and/or caning it on the boards of fossil fuel/gambling/other license-to-print-money companies. Turns out these people really aren't kidding about not believing in anything.
#1 they made spellcheck even worse... Fucking hell
#45 women's tummies of all shapes and sizes are nice.
Sign this and you don't have to quote kill yourself unquote
#7 bismillah!!
#32 only three and a half minutes? Up your mouth game dude
#21 bladdy ell, look at them fackin meat flaps ahhh-haaa-haaa (very arousing)