noccymcchunkchunk

8418 pts · June 28, 2013


Commenting just so I can come back later and see how annihilated this post gets.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well brother… I’d push back onto that

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t Americans get tired of the same “late show” format with the same funny people telling scripted anecdotes?

It’s the same crap in any country.

Basically it all went to shit when Mock the Week went off air..

3 weeks ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 4

I believe that’s called acting, which oddly enough she sorta does for a living

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I guess it’s the same sort of thing as a people from Newcastle (Geordie) technically speak English, but it is also its own unique dialect. Same as a lot of European nations really.

https://youtu.be/Yt_ZJzp2tt8?si=XwxnrtbV8x05msLL

We’ve got loads in the UK, a few to note would be Glaswegian, Brummy, Scouse, Mancunian, Bristolian etc. they’re all technically the English language but fook me good luck if you’re not familiar with the dialect and on a night out 😂

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolute god tier sandwich that.

For those not aware… An "egg banjo" is a fried egg sandwich, where a runny fried egg is placed between two thick slices of bread or a roll/bap/cob. The name comes from when you take a bite, it squirts yolk down your top and you try to brush it off like you’re playing a banjo

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ma’am that is honestly one of the best comments I’ve read in a long time. You’ve brought a smile to an old guys face.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A book called The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson drives this home. It’s enlightening and somewhat depressing at the same time

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s haemorrhage or thrombosis in every other high income nation. The mortality rate overall in the US is more than twice the OECD average.

https://www.smfm.org/news/new-national-study-finds-homicide-and-suicide-is-the-1-cause-of-maternal-death-in-the-us

“Researchers also looked at the impact of the passage of firearm legislation on maternal deaths and found a 20-30 percent reduction in firearm deaths and firearm homicides in states that had enacted firearm legislation”

4 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

The word is voluptuous 👌🏻

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

#17 let’s get this out on to a tray!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, apologies in the UK we refer to it as EDI (Equality, Diversity and Inclusivity)

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let’s not mess about here, any US AI will start doing the same with EDI questions pretty soon.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t know about the USA but I can tell you that isn’t true in the UK. I used to work for a company called ESCA in the UK that made all of the beef and pork patties for McDonalds in the UK. There is absolutely nothing but beef in the burger patties. The only thing that was adjusted was the fat content so it cooked correctly. (If I remember it was 18-19% fat)

The pork patties for the breakfast McMuffins were just pork mince with a spice additive pack (Salt, pepper etc)

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m from the UK so had no idea who that was. After a quick google I can see the resemblance 😂

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On Amazon, just search for “muscle apron men” :)

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here for this! You’d need a spark eroder, I stopped my guys having easy-outs because they kept breaking the bloody things.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UK legal minimum is 28 days, 8 public holidays and 20 “euro days” which was a carry over from the European Working Time Directive. If you work a public holiday you must get a paid lieu day.

Failing to ensure staff take 28 days paid holiday a year is a breach of employment law.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the username 😂

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me in the first half 😂

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not only did they park in the stripes, they also managed to get their cars paint on your keys… that’s unfortunate for them.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My psychologist always used to refer to it as “opting out”

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#11 does the pope shit in the woods?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Damn my lips were constantly cracked and my face became so dry it was almost like scales. Quite embarrassing as a teen lad having to carry a pot of Vaseline round to stop my skin cracking.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course! By the sound of things it creates republican voters 😂

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It wasn’t the last supper, it was supposed to be the feast/festival of Dionysus…. Cos you know Ancient Greece had a smidge of influence over the creation of the Olympic Games

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0