
Hey Jess, you lying sack of shit.

never been across the large water

Have a sexy suggestively strange dump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Terrance and Phillip
This is Nugget.

I am lost for words and little bit confused.
Anyone else would want a full Raccaccoonie movie?

I know this is a really long post but our history should not be lost or forgotten.

Cut My Life Into Pieces

To Hell with the turtles!

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Education is a right. Not a service.
Imgur showed me how to make my invention to make cleaning my wife’s hair out of the bathtub easier!
Photoshop IRL
It's my cake day, so here are 50 of my favorites, part 2, most of them have sound
Limber!
Dance like everyone is watching.

I like Shel Silverstein, but I always hated this story

Well this is certainly some kind of timeline

Wood ain't what it used to be
Did he actually say that?
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I have news about the amazing Nati Dreddd!
FOOD? FOOD? FOOD? FOOD? FOOD? NOT FOOD. NOT FOOD. NOT FOOD.

You can't just post a picture and expect people to get it.

Religion is the best predator

Simon Birch

I wanna go to this party
Any vegans here?

Obsessed with all toys
Tik Tok

Can I had upvote?

I love being a dad.

Interesting if true...

Since when have facts mattered?

Pina the ADHD Alien - Relatable Stuff (Updated List)

Christians pretend these verses don't exist.

Ted Lasso
This is hysterical

MFW I've been in Jury Duty for 8 days and need to get back to work
:)
Brokeback Rasputin

Well, there won't be any imploding once they read our environmental review, right, Professor?

Pokememe

Resume Tips
Current WIP edc

Neat!

Exactly

What makes delta dangerous

Improved Love Train GIF
Stolen. Every. Single. One. WiFi on. Enjoy the weirdness.

I'd read it

From March of last year, read the whole thing
Marshaller Hand Signals