BeccsAnderson

25577 pts ยท August 8, 2017


Elizabeth will grow up to be an Instagram "influencer".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why you should get a real dog and not a yappy rat.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Good show.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome neighbour. I'm in Wellington.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Cut the chatter, Red Two!

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the angel who appeared to Joseph Smith and convinced him to start mormonism was named Moroni

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Proud of you. No one should have to put up with that crap.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nice. I tried painting Hugh Jackman and he had me arrested.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's still swindling morons of their money.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just have to move a treats packet and they come running.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwin seal of approval.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trespass and vandalism. But it's okay when it's another person's property, right?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Catch, fix, release. Works with cats.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like a Trump rally?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did Gary Oldman without a face do to deserve such an unfair comparison?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, find who did it and beat them with a shovel.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't get a shiny new girlfriend when I graduated med school.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop listening to Faux "News".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Kiwi say, "I wish his wall to be filled with water."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Aussie say, "I wish for a wall a mile high all around Australia. It will keep all the disgusting foreigners out!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An Aussie and a Kiwi find a bottle, rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says, "I'll grant you a wish each."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are factors. As are having a government that's not inept and a population that listens to the scientists.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cats are just genuinely magnificent beasties.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. She probably did gymnists in HS.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wants to know where his face is?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incontenentia

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. I'm Spartacus!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even god is drinking too much in 2020.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who shoot carneys...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0