
Always be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn... Then always be a unicorn

MFW I've developed a serious drinking problem

Remember Me

11pm on a December night in New England, and it's 60 degrees outside right now

Sailor Moon Crystal's animation is top-notch.

i don't believe YOU!

MRW my TV says "Don't take painful sex lying down"

Most hilarious show on TV by far. It's Archer if you didn't know... & if you didn't know go watch it. You'll thank me later.

Lana Kane Nope

MRW I overhear a group of kids say "She got all the cake make a brotha wanna dip"

Adventure Time: Not a children's cartoon, not an adult cartoon. A children's cartoon made for adults.

When it's been three days and my boyfriend is still annoyed that I nicknamed his penis "Justin"

MRW I see some one trying to pass off a repost as OC

Neat!

I'm squanching here!!

MRW I'm watching the Oscars and Zootopia wins Best Animated Film

Police Squad! upvote gif

MRW my crush tells me about this new guy she has started dating

Drop Ball ~ A How To Guide

mfw my two highest scoring posts are a heart felt story and a masturbation joke

everythings being upvoted tonight? everything? EEEEEEEVERYTHING??

When you realize "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing

yikes

This is a rat burger?

It's always easier to blame the computer. I know I do.

Best Christmas Evar

Internet lies

The Joy Of A Continental Breakfast

I'm not sure that's what she said... but that's OK.

When you catch someone talking about you behind your back.

Mid phone dumping

Why it is safe to insult fatties

Continental Breakfast

I Do What I Want

Posting on request, feel free to use.

Continental Bliss

Do you want to know how many times I identified with this GIF?

when you get snoopy and check someone's favorites and see some of your posts.

When I show my friends my clever titles

MMMMmmm...

Just realized I can sleep in tomorrow

When you're pooping and the water splashes your butthole

Just because there isn't enough Archer in the world.

Continental Breakfast

Its that time again my fellow student

Complimentary Continental Breakfast

The Joys Of A Continental Breakfast

Pam Poovey. Sploosh.

100% Satisfying things for realsies this time.

MRW after I give my niece cash for a present she says she will have to hide it from her mom.

I realized I could fail my finals and still pass all my classes

Hahahaha OP, you must be so embarrassed

"My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?" "No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola" "Oh. How is it?"

MRW John Barrowman showed up on Arrow last night.

MRW we manage to take down the picture of the one whom we do not speak of off the frontpage

Letterkenny reaction gif dump

When somebody tries to snatch your toaster

Get em! Get em!