
When you realize "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing

This is a rat burger?

MRW I'm watching the Oscars and Zootopia wins Best Animated Film
After Cooking – Drumming on Garbage and Stuff

MRW I overhear a group of kids say "She got all the cake make a brotha wanna dip"

Adventure Time: Not a children's cartoon, not an adult cartoon. A children's cartoon made for adults.

Sailor Moon Crystal's animation is top-notch.

11pm on a December night in New England, and it's 60 degrees outside right now

Always be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn... Then always be a unicorn

It's always easier to blame the computer. I know I do.

Best Christmas Evar

MRW my TV says "Don't take painful sex lying down"

MRW I see some one trying to pass off a repost as OC

Police Squad! upvote gif

Most hilarious show on TV by far. It's Archer if you didn't know... & if you didn't know go watch it. You'll thank me later.

Internet lies

Neat!

MRW my crush tells me about this new guy she has started dating

Get em! Get em!

When somebody tries to snatch your toaster

I'm squanching here!!

The Joys Of A Continental Breakfast

Remember Me

mfw my two highest scoring posts are a heart felt story and a masturbation joke

MFW I've developed a serious drinking problem

Do you want to know how many times I identified with this GIF?

i don't believe YOU!

The Joy Of A Continental Breakfast

everythings being upvoted tonight? everything? EEEEEEEVERYTHING??

Mid phone dumping

I'm not sure that's what she said... but that's OK.

Continental Breakfast

When you catch someone talking about you behind your back.

Drop Ball ~ A How To Guide

MMMMmmm...

I Do What I Want

When I try to be nice and you're just a b

When I show my friends my clever titles

Posting on request, feel free to use.

Why it is safe to insult fatties

When you're pooping and the water splashes your butthole

Continental Breakfast

Just because there isn't enough Archer in the world.

MRW John Barrowman showed up on Arrow last night.

MRW after I give my niece cash for a present she says she will have to hide it from her mom.

"My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?" "No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola" "Oh. How is it?"

Its that time again my fellow student

Complimentary Continental Breakfast

Just realized I can sleep in tomorrow

MRW we manage to take down the picture of the one whom we do not speak of off the frontpage

Pam Poovey. Sploosh.

Letterkenny reaction gif dump

Hahahaha OP, you must be so embarrassed

100% Satisfying things for realsies this time.

I realized I could fail my finals and still pass all my classes