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40094 pts ยท January 4, 2012


"..., provided, however, that such immunity shall not apply to any person elected to the Office of President whose last name begins with a vowel, unless such person shall have been a 'founding father' or the immediate descendant thereof (sorry, Chester)" - SCOTUS, Fall Term 2027

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Here we go again

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That's loonie!

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This dip shit is always on vacation

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"Titty sprinkles"

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Summer of 1995: Taco Bell launches the Volcano Burrito as a limited time promotional item for the movie Congo.

The Double Decker taco followed later that summer.

This began the era of the Taco Bell remix, which continues to this day.

Source: I was there, Gandalf

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This kills the box

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I was hoping this was the scene where George Kennedy picks up the power tool with a rubber dildo on the end of it

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Slappa da bass

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Was that a thumb pick or tape?

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*caiman crocodilus

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C'mon, Croc. That was *your* element. *Shakes head dismissively*

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*DeuceBigalowMaleGigolo.gif*

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That "if" tells us everything we need to know about Dems these days

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Of her many good angles, this one may be the best

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#2 I thought this was gonna be a no-brainer until I read that second panel

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Perfect haze

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