764 pts · March 21, 2020
I'm crying this is so fucking sweet
47 year old Tom Welling could get it harder than young Tom Welling, my goodness that man is FOINE
#20 fun fact: the mermaid actually originally had two tails. It wasn't meant to be sexual, but prudes got offended, so the logo was zoomed in so it's not obvious it's her two tails on either side.
How do you make sure there aren't too many snails in there? Don't they reproduce super fast?
Great now make it into hair dye
Plus the burns to the 30ft-long peen from the stomach acid lol
I didn't know about bonobos till last year. Was watching the newest Planet of the Apes and was like "why are those chimps all fucked-up looking?" and then learned of bonobos. And today I learned more - thank!
Yeah if it looks like a chimp but also kinda messed up, it's a bonobo.
They survived though
This means just as much to the kid as it does to you. When a kid truly *chooses* you, it is so powerful. The word 'dad' has so much more weight and love and tenderness to me now, ever since I chose to call my dad 'dad'. He is my dad in every way that matters. Blood isn't the only thing thing that makes you family.
Moosen
He's a good boy though
Actor Adam Rose. He was in Supernatural and some movies. He is also popular on tiktok. He makes skits and sometimes videos like this one.
Thank you for sharing your old girl with us, she has been such a joy to see every day ❤️
You know what's fucking nuts? They don't teach that in Russia. I only learned of the horrors committed by Russians last year. I simply never had a reason to question what I was taught as a kid. I'm so sorry for what your family went through.
Musk's mom went on some talk show and straight up said they just need us to work in her son's factories. That's all we're worth to these people. They want us juuuust well enough to exploit us for labor.
That's a stinky face. I did not realize big cats can also do stinky face. 10/10
Yo you can't leave us hanging like that!
Would they? What are the chances??
I FINALLY remembered all your pets names after probably like 6 months of seeing them in your dumps posts every day hahaha love them!
They laugh at jokes that are meant to degrade groups they don't like openly. Which is every group other than them (ahem- cisgender-white-straight).
I was supposed to call my mom today. I couldn't. She didn't call either. I think she knows why.
Okay who is she? Because I'm in love now
Oh...oh my ☺️☺️☺️
It feels momentous. Thank you for voting ❤️
My male roommate was CONVINCED that abortion access wasn't as big a deal as women make it out to be when I (f) was talking about how concerned i was about it. Roe V Wade got overturned less than a year after he made that statement...
She looks like she can't string a coherent sentence together and she's a commentator?! I want off this ride...
I honestly don't even know who that bitch is, but judging by that Twitter post and the roast they did of her a few years back, I fucking hate her.
My dog gets so excited for daycare she loses control of her bowels when she enters their front office 🤦♀️
I'm crying this is so fucking sweet
47 year old Tom Welling could get it harder than young Tom Welling, my goodness that man is FOINE
#20 fun fact: the mermaid actually originally had two tails. It wasn't meant to be sexual, but prudes got offended, so the logo was zoomed in so it's not obvious it's her two tails on either side.
How do you make sure there aren't too many snails in there? Don't they reproduce super fast?
Great now make it into hair dye
Plus the burns to the 30ft-long peen from the stomach acid lol
I didn't know about bonobos till last year. Was watching the newest Planet of the Apes and was like "why are those chimps all fucked-up looking?" and then learned of bonobos. And today I learned more - thank!
Yeah if it looks like a chimp but also kinda messed up, it's a bonobo.
They survived though
This means just as much to the kid as it does to you. When a kid truly *chooses* you, it is so powerful. The word 'dad' has so much more weight and love and tenderness to me now, ever since I chose to call my dad 'dad'. He is my dad in every way that matters. Blood isn't the only thing thing that makes you family.
Moosen
He's a good boy though
Actor Adam Rose. He was in Supernatural and some movies. He is also popular on tiktok. He makes skits and sometimes videos like this one.
Thank you for sharing your old girl with us, she has been such a joy to see every day ❤️
You know what's fucking nuts? They don't teach that in Russia. I only learned of the horrors committed by Russians last year. I simply never had a reason to question what I was taught as a kid. I'm so sorry for what your family went through.
Musk's mom went on some talk show and straight up said they just need us to work in her son's factories. That's all we're worth to these people. They want us juuuust well enough to exploit us for labor.
That's a stinky face. I did not realize big cats can also do stinky face. 10/10
Yo you can't leave us hanging like that!
Would they? What are the chances??
I FINALLY remembered all your pets names after probably like 6 months of seeing them in your dumps posts every day hahaha love them!
They laugh at jokes that are meant to degrade groups they don't like openly. Which is every group other than them (ahem- cisgender-white-straight).
I was supposed to call my mom today. I couldn't. She didn't call either. I think she knows why.
Okay who is she? Because I'm in love now
Oh...oh my ☺️☺️☺️
It feels momentous. Thank you for voting ❤️
My male roommate was CONVINCED that abortion access wasn't as big a deal as women make it out to be when I (f) was talking about how concerned i was about it. Roe V Wade got overturned less than a year after he made that statement...
She looks like she can't string a coherent sentence together and she's a commentator?! I want off this ride...
I honestly don't even know who that bitch is, but judging by that Twitter post and the roast they did of her a few years back, I fucking hate her.
My dog gets so excited for daycare she loses control of her bowels when she enters their front office 🤦♀️