myfirstandlastpostever

7533 pts · October 13, 2015


Old enough to know better, but young at heart enough to not care…

So Star Trek Guitar Hero is a thing?

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I saw one original yesterday, had two hours on the post so…

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I know someone, somehow sneaked the original on here yesterday as I now have a copy on my camera roll.

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He’s a mass of writhing tentacles from the waist down.

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I only hope that ‘I could shoot someone on fifth avenue and not lose any votes’ is prophetic, the twist being he turns the gun on himself.

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Hearing the music, I wondered when the smoked cured Miss Piggy would arrive, modesty garnished with tomato sauce.

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They were big fans!

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The late British comedian Bob Monkhouse did this. He had a dozen VHS recorders on the go for years recording as much as he could. It got to the point he built an outhouse to store all the tapes. He did record Lenny Henry’s debut TV performance, which was thought was lost as the original recordings were lost years ago.

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Weird side note: obi wan can play a brass instrument and appeared on Blue Peter in his youth playing said instrument.

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Back in the day, children often followed in their parents craft as it was expected. Butchers, bakers etc. junior would learn the trade from his old man and pass it on to his kids. Somewhere in Bradley Coopers distant generational past is several generations of barrel makers.

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While an Aye Mac is from a Scottish Apple Store.

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Shame it wasn’t embolisms

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#1 damn, Calvin’s up there missing, hope he’s off with Hobbes. Some lines shouldn’t be crossed

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead…

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Looks like he’s using Mickey Rouke’s plastic surgeon.

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No Prince? Whatdafuk? I mean it was a good sell but no Prince?

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Looking back, there are times I wish I had…

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Cleese has made his name through comedy, he’s not using it to flog a book or tv series. I suspect it’s sincere. I’ve noticed a lot of older generations voice this opinion about current topics like this. ‘In my day it was live and let live’ now it’s my opinion doesn’t fit yours so I’m in the wrong? Sometimes only impertinent questions get you pertinent answers.

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My dad was a surgeon and used to use skin grafts from arms for foreheads, except just half a graft to start with, so your arm supplied the blood supply to the graft while it took. Unfortunately you had to have your arm attached to your forehead for six odd weeks. Sunday roasts were a laugh in our house…

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Sounds like something Mickey Avalon would say.

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Ankles for earrings!

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I’m surprised he wasn’t fast-tracked to ICE.

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My dad was a Consultant surgeon for 40 odd years and absolutely hated dealing with raw meat in the kitchen. We always assumed because it wasn’t warm and he wasn’t scrubbed up.

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New priest starts at the parish, older priest has been ‘recalled’. The old priest left a list of sins and the corresponding penance taped inside the confessional. Going fine till someone confesses to buggery. Not being on the list, the new priest sticks his head out of the confessional to ask the choir what the old priest gave for buggery. ‘A mars bar and a packet of crisps’ came the reply.

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Sure one’s had a nosh.

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It’s like the MCU or Star Wars, Disney announces stuff in a flash of publicity then quietly pulls it months later with no explanation.

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Looks like an extra from Roald Dahl’ The Witches..

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This brought tears to my eyes as she just described my dad who passed this April. Special interests doesn’t even begin to cover it. Among the unfinished projects was a full size Pianola fairground organ that played paper rolls, a home built Leaf vacumn that looked like something built for Teletubbies and a restored 1939 Morgan 3 wheeler. 3 months on and we’ve found homes for much of his more esoteric kit. Dunno what I’ll do with the Myford M700 metalworking lathe tho..

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